If you could please sign this I will love you... →
This is what it said. I still have it up on my phone so I just copied the whole text post. “Ok, I obviously respect Perrie as a person, I think she’s talented and pretty and yadayadayada. I was fine with Zerrie, but good old Harry just confirmed what thousands of us were thinking…is it fake? Oh, and a little bit of Larry, too. Harry’s lyrics changes make me laugh. So here’s my analysis of...
livelaughdream222: onejonasrushed: onedirectionbyselection: niallerdreamsdirtythings: directioner-gleeks: 1d-baybeee: This is the best thing I have ever seen. LOVE THIS HARRY’S FUCKING SMIRK WHEN SAYING SCOOBY DOO. i bow down to whoever made this. You missed when louis changed the words to I Want and said “To fuck her” haha ;) lmfao<3 hahahahah! “she can deepthroat” cool...
When you really wanna talk to one of the few people you trust with absolutely everything, but you feel like you can’t, because you feel like they’ll judge you.. It’s the worst feeling in the world..
like this post if you have been watching olympic...
littleswimmerthings: i was screaming during the men’s 200 im and the women’s 100 free no shame every. single. race. Lochte. Phelps. Grevers. Franklin. Vollmer. all going to London ♥ and hopefully Coughlin ♥ I love them all, they are amazing ♥
Liam and Zayn kinda try... Harry and Lou goof... →
my dream interview.
Interviewer: Ok, so a lot of fans are still talking about Larry Stylinson? That's the bromance between Harry and Louis, right? Is it real? I know this has been asked in many interviews and you guys have answered that it's not real but I'm just gonna ask again, cause YOLO.
Liam: No. Larry Stylinson is not-
Louis: NO LIAM.
*shushes Liam in the lips dramatically while flipping his hair.
Harry: Louis, what are doing?
*Harry glares at Louis
Louis: Harry, I'm- I'm sorry, but we..we need to let our fans know the truth. They deserve to know, Harry!
*Louis looks to the camera
Louis: Babe, Eleanor, I'm...I'm so sorry. If you're watching this, I really do love you..but as just a friend. I'm sorry. There's just..there's someone else I love, and I can't go on like this anymore.
Harry: LOUIS. NO. Don't do this. I- I'm not ready yet, Louis!
Interviewer: What's going on?
Louis: Shut up and let me talk. Harry, look this has been going on for ages now. We've had feelings for each other since we first met, and it tears me apart that we can't show those feelings to our fans. They deserve to know, and we've been lying to them this whole time.
Harry: But, babes, i just-
Interviewer: Babes? Wait what's-
*Louis runs up to Harry and kisses him passionately.
Harry: Fuck, Louis. Not like this. I- oh god.
*kisses Louis again
Louis: I love you, Harry.
Harry: Whatever happens after today...nothing will tear us apart.
Interviewer: So..it's real then?
Harry: Absolutely real. 100%.
Interviewer: Wow. umm...what if the fans start sending hate towards this whole umm..larry thing?
Zayn: Who cares. I ship them. Well, actually, fuck, the ship's already been shipping since when, so.
Liam: Well I can honestly say, after today: It's on like donkey kong.
Niall: SO..is this interview done yet or? Cause I'm like..hungry.
Interviewer: Last question, for you Niall. There has been rumors about you dating a fan. Since you're the only one that's single right now, and all the boys have told the truth, you need to tell us the truth.
Niall: Fuck..i don't know. I-- She might not be ready yet..my princess, i mean.
Interviewer: You're princess? you mean girlfriend?
Niall: yeah. Same thing. Umm...yes. I am dating a fan. But not confirming the name yet. She's not ready. But she is watching right now. HI BABES!
Me Watching: Yes Niall, don't tell them about our love yet.
Zayn: Since everyone's telling the truth, I have a confession. I'm not really dating Perrie. It was just a set up. I'm engaged actually.
Interviewer: REALLY? With who?
Zayn: BABES, DON'T TELL THEM YET. I'M NOT READY.
Okay i had to re read the last part but omg : ')
Reblog if you don't live in the UK...so you can't...
1d-gettinnakedallthetime: 4brits-oneleprechaun: I see no point in continuing with this life so I bid you all farewell. xx :/
reasonsforadirectionertosmile: plot twist: the band you constantly dream about dreams about you. My life would be made.
One Direction teaching their teenage daughters how...
Niall: Now, make sure you go slowly through the drive-thru. You don't want to drop your food on the ground, cause that would be very disappointing. Also, don't go over the speed limit or you might hit a bump in the road and spell over your drink.
Zayn: Just how fate leads you to your destiny, you will learn how to lead yourself in the right direction to go on life. Just take things the way you want to and enjoy the many highways of life.
Louis: If you want to add anything to personalize it for you, just don't do stripes. Whatever you do, don't even think about it, ok? Stripes is my thing. My signature look. Also, same thing with carrots. And Harry.
Liam: Okay, turn around the corner very slowly. Oh my god, I'm being too bossy. I'm so so sorry, I don't mean to be. Let me try again. Okay, whenever you see the person in front of you breaking, take your foot off the gas pedal. God, I'm doing it again. I'm sorry! Please don't tell your mother!
Harry: Ummmmm..... So basically... You just.. ya know...... drive straight.... and don't.. erm..... hit anything... Uhh... yeah...
And Harry's would take the longest to say.
I WANNA WAKE UP AND BE BEAUTIFUL!
tw-jb-1d-imagines: Like pleeeeeeease? please?
I've been blaming everything on management lately
I trip: MANAGEMENT
I fail an exam: MANAGEMENT
Interrupted Larry moment: MANAGEMENT
Zombie invasion: MANAGEMENT
meteor hits earth: MANAGEMENT
human race extinction: MANAGEMENT
life ruined: MANAGEMENT
someone steals the declaration of independence: MANAGEMENT
because nobody likes management.
livelaughdream222: amessage-foryou: dualpaperbags: bendthelight: omg at first I was like “awwww” and then the music started and i died thats so adorable and awesome hahahahhahahahaha! oh God this is too funny :”””)
The Life of a Directioner
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
livelaughdream222: I JUST CANT!!! THIS IS AMAZING! I JUST CANT <3 <3 <3 ♥
megarcheaonedirection: Possibly the best...
The X Factor Auditions
Liam: "I'm back, bitches."
Who do you have the most in common with?
[x] you have curly/wavy hair
 you’re cheeky and flirty
 you have dimples
 you have a british accent
 you talk slowly
 I’m the youngest of my friends
 I love white converse
 My favorite food is tacos
[x] I have green eyes
[x] I’m under 6ft
 I love wearing blazers
 I have a great voice
 I have straight hair
 I love to wear stripes
 I love pants that are above the ankle
 I own at least 1 pair of Toms
 I have blue eyes
 I have a British accent
 I’m the oldest of my friends
[x] I’m sassy, outgoing and crazy
[x] I love to sing
 I love girls/boys who eat carrots (seriously?)
[x] I have amazing eyelashes
[x] I have black/dark brown hair
[x] I’m quiet
 I’m mysterious and the “badboy/badgirl” of the group
[x] I have piercings
 I’m the “devil” of my friends
[x] I love varsity jackets
[x] I have great fashion senses
 I have a funny catch phrase
[x] I hate dancing
 I’m vain
[x] I use hair products
 I like to rap
 I love to sing solos
[x] I change my hairstyle constantly
[x] I’ve had my hair straight and curly before
[x] I’m as sweet as can be
[x] I work hard to make people happy
[x] I love to be on Twitter
[x] I love wearing plaid
 I can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
 I have a signature dance move
[x] I love Disney films
[x] I love singing
 I have a British accent
[x] I’m like the father/mother of my friends
[x] I take care of the people I love
[x] I have amazing hair
 I have an Irish accent
[x] I bleach/dye my hair
 I’m a hat person
[x] I have rosy, red cheeks
[x] I love sneakers
[x] I LOVE to eat food
[x] I like guitars
[x] I’m funny/like funny people
 I have blue eyes
 I have braces
[x] I like to eat sweets for breakfast
 I hate Disney films
 I can do an Irish jig
[x] I love Liam
[x] I love to sing
Niall and Liam♥
WE CAN'T LET NIALL LOSE !!
endlessumm3r: SO DIRECTIONERS REBLOG & VOTE HERE (X)!! he’s in the lead now :)
Imagine actually dating one of the boys
Their Mom: *Showing me baby pictures* How cute was he?
Me: Oh, yeah. I've seen all these pictures before.
Their Mom: Oh, really? Did my son show you?
Me: ... No.
Me: I used to stalk your son.
Me: mom, if you had to pick one of the boys for me who would it be? & imagine all of them are single!
Mom: pair you up by looks?
Mom: I like the one you like.
Me: I like all of them...
Mom: oh then I think you look good with zayn.
Me: you know their names?! :o
Mom: how could I not know their names.. you talk about them 24 / 7
I talk to her about 1D even if she doesn't care. haha. my mom is a learning grasshopper of this wonderful fandom ;D she still thinks I'm crazy though... -Yuleta